SIDE DISHES

Gary Vee says I need a side hustle. I’m not sure why he’s yelling, but there are some things I enjoy outside of work, like motorcycles, woodworking, and more work.


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THE LAST STAND OF CHUCK NORRIS

I was tapped to write 100 all-new facts for The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, the final book in the New York Times
best-selling parody series. My lawyer, the one I made up, advised that I note that these are also made up.

  • Chuck Norris designed the first Ed Hardy shirt when he ran out of douchebags to kill.

  • Behind every great man is Chuck Norris waiting to strike.

  • Chuck Norris isn't on Twitter because Chuck Norris is already following you.

  • Astronauts dream of one day becoming Chuck Norris.

  • B.C. refers to a time "Before Chuck."

  • In 2008, Congress declared Chuck Norris' dick "Too Big to Fail."

  • Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, Chuck Norris gives a shit.


SOUTH JERSEY FIELD OF DREAMS

At the Field of Dreams, all kids have a chance to play ball. To show our support alongside volunteering, some friends and I helped develop a logo and website, created personalized player trading cards, and organized a monthly newsletter.

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